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		<title>Addicted to the Office, Not Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laurajeanette</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Facebook&#8217;s Addicted to the Office application &#8212; same &#8220;thats,&#8221; another user (I&#8217;m not even going to mention the missing comma.):

&#8220;On days that we talk about sexual harassment thats the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.&#8221;
&#8211;Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly

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That’s What He Said?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><div>From Facebook&#8217;s <a href="http://apps.facebook.com/iwatchtheoffice/?page=quotes&amp;show=64462">Addicted to the Office </a>application &#8212; same &#8220;thats,&#8221; another user (I&#8217;m not even going to mention the missing comma.):</div>
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<p>&#8220;On days that we talk about sexual harassment thats the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.&#8221;</p></div>
<div><em>&#8211;Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly</em></div>
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		<title>This Poem Really Had an &quot;Affect&quot; on Me. I Hope It &quot;Effects&quot; You As Well.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laurajeanette</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following poem about preventing child abuse was recently forwarded to me. I hate forwards, especially those of the &#8220;pass this along &#8230;&#8221; variety. I especially hate forwards that appear to be written by eight-year-olds. Sure, the poem has a nice sentiment, but it is written so poorly that its meaning almost becomes lost. The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=myredpen.wordpress.com&blog=2810963&post=7&subd=myredpen&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><span style="color:#000000;">The following poem about preventing child abuse was recently forwarded to me. I hate forwards, especially those of the &#8220;pass this along &#8230;&#8221; variety. I especially hate forwards that appear to be written by eight-year-olds. Sure, the poem has a nice sentiment, but it is written so poorly that its meaning almost becomes lost. The affect/effect confusion is especially irritating, not to mention the use of the word &#8220;im.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">As a side note, passing along a poem isn&#8217;t going to stop child abuse. For more on <a href="http://laurashipp.blogspot.com/2007/12/if-you-are-against-child-abuse.html">how to prevent child abuse</a>, visit <a href="http://www.preventchildabuse.org/">http://www.preventchildabuse.org/</a>.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;"><em>My name is Chris<br />
I am three,<br />
My eyes are swollen<br />
I cannot see,<br />
I must be stupid<br />
I must be bad,<br />
What else could have made<br />
My daddy so mad?<br />
I wish I were better<br />
I wish I weren&#8217;t ugly,<br />
Then maybe my mommy<br />
Would still want to hug me.<br />
I can&#8217;t do a wrong<br />
I can&#8217;t speak at all<br />
Or else <span>im</span> locked up<br />
All day long.<br />
When <span>im</span> awake <span>im</span> all alone<br />
The house is dark<br />
My folks aren&#8217;t home<br />
When my mommy does come home<br />
I&#8217;ll try and be nice,<br />
So maybe <span>i&#8217;ll</span> just get<br />
One whipping tonight.<br />
I just heard a car<br />
My daddy is back<br />
From Charlie&#8217;s bar.<br />
I hear him curse<br />
My name is called<br />
I press myself<br />
Against the wall<br />
I try to hide<br />
From his evil eyes<br />
I&#8217;m so afraid now<br />
I&#8217;m starting to cry<br />
He finds me weeping<br />
Calls me ugly words,<br />
He says <span>its</span> my fault<br />
He suffers at work.<br />
He slaps and hits me<br />
And yells at me more,<br />
I finally get free<br />
And run to the door<br />
He&#8217;s already locked it<br />
And<span> i</span> start to bawl,<br />
He takes me and throws me<br />
Against the hard wall<br />
I fall to the floor<br />
With my bones nearly broken,<br />
And my daddy continues<br />
With more bad words spoken,<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry<span><span>!&#8221;,</span> </span>I scream<br />
But <span>its</span> now much <span>to</span> late<br />
His face has been twisted<br />
Into <span>a </span>unimaginable shape<br />
The hurt and the pain<br />
Again and again<br />
O please God, have mercy!<br />
O please let it end!<br />
And he finally stops<br />
And heads for the door<br />
While <span>i</span> lay there motionless<br />
Brawled on the floor<br />
My name is <span>chris</span><br />
I am three,<br />
Tonight my daddy<br />
Murdered me<br />
And you can help<br />
<span>Sickens me top the soul</span>,<br />
And if you read this<br />
and don&#8217;t pass it on<br />
I pray for your forgiveness<br />
Because you would have to be<br />
One heartless person<br />
To not be <span>effected</span></em><br />
<em>By this <span>Poem</span><br />
And because you are <span>effected</span>,<br />
Do something about it!<br />
So all I ask you to do<br />
Is pass this on!<br />
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE</em></span></p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s What He Said?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laurajeanette</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Thats what she said.&#8221;
&#8211;Steve Carell as Michael Scott 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>A quote from Facebook&#8217;s <a href="http://apps.facebook.com/iwatchtheoffice/?page=quotes&amp;show=2384">Addicted to The Office</a> application:</p>
<p>&#8220;Thats what she said.&#8221;<br />
&#8211;<em>Steve Carell as Michael Scott </em></p>
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